Close Proximity

Close Proximity

Oh who the fuck is this douche
With this cocky smirk on his face
Look at him up on stage
Acting like he's wooing all the ladies
Like he's God's gift to hymens

So then he grabs a seat
To accompany his beer
Right next to me
He starts telling me his random story
And we shoot the shit
He even offers to buy
But I'm staying sober it's all good

So we crack crass humour to each other
Making jokes as the other open mic'ers play
Laughing at the "tuning" song
And when it's a Britney Spears cover
We sing along

What a chill dude
Down to earth
Self-depreciating and humble as they come
In close proximity