Johnny Had a Sick Sense of Humour
His body wasn't doing what it was supposed to. Joints were turning green, his skin was as attractive as a 7-11 pepperoni pizza. Not a fresh one.
As leprosy overtook his body he became, "The Detachable Comedian."
People aren't big fans of prop comedy these days. But imagine the looks on the audience's faces when they would pull his finger. He would remove an arm and scratch his own back to the crowd's horrified delight after cracking a one-liner. "That's convenient!" Next he would smash a giant ovoid watermelon (pumpkin when unavailable) with the limb as if it was Gallagher's hammer. And then there were the bits about self-fellation...
"I don't even need to be flexible. Yoink!" to a mix of grimace and guffaw.
He reattached himself with duct tape. The night club owners assisting after shows.
It was a hard life, but Johnny was an airbag stuffed to the brim with relentless positivity.
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ReplyDeleteThats pretty sick (as in rad). Johnny found his niche. Despite his condition hes commited to the bit. Gotta give him props for that. When life throws a wrench at you, just smile and be positive. Maybe throw the wrench back.
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