Only statues look good with their clothes off...
Everyone else is just a lump sack of hairs, meats and cheeses.
I don't care if you're having a hot flash, keep your shoes and socks on at all times. What if there's a fire??!!! Or what if I don't want to see your haggard little piggies wee wee weeing all the way over the grayed-with-dried-bodily-fluids carpet.
When sitting in a chair with your low rise jeans, please wear a jacket over the backside to cover your twin inflamed potato sacks.
I know you're supposed to let your open wounds air out, but please do it in the great outdoors.
Your mouth smells like the toilet. Flush on out of here.
If you must sponge bath another adult don't do it in an ice cream parlour. Do it in the privacy of your own home, or the open air washrooms at the end of the block. Employees must wash hands. No guidance on customers washing each other. But there should be!
If you're a princess at least wear your paper bag.
Shame in our society is underrated. I say, a little shame is a good thing.
Haha! Okay.
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