Guffawing at Sincerity

Spray milk out my nose in giggling fits.

I can't listen to you serious fucks while eating. I'll tumble on the floor flailing my arms like a breakdancing turtle until I asphyxiate on your sincerity.

Maybe this is telling on me, but I think you people who hold this or that as so precious are corny. Everything is at least a little silly, depreciation is healthy.

Even as I deteriorate as an old man, catch me wandering the street tickled pink smile, last nubs of teeth showing as I hack my laughter to the punchlines of voices in my head.

You serious fucks who think everything you say is so precious lighten up. The World is a ridiculously confabulated contraption. Nothing sacred.