Sip in Peace

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

Thank you for your unique brand of humour. Funny guy.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams I'm sure you've never had a better time in your whole life.

Your unusual version of critical thinking left an impression on my mind. Unafraid to piss off your audience. Unafraid to speak out against injustice you saw it.

But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains... 

The positive hypnotist that taught us how to brainwash ourselves for our own benefit.

All you need for that is a cup or a mug, or a glass, tankard, chalice or stein...

An energy MONSTER!

A canteen, jug, or flask, vessel of any kind... 

Dilbert, Real Coffee with Scott Adams, Reframe Your Brain, God's Debris, How To Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big... live on.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee!

Cranky old man, who wouldn't put up with idiocy... in the best way possible.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure. The dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better...

You did so much in spite of the agony that plagued you. Feel no pain no more.

It's called the "simultaneous sip" and it happens NOW! GO!

Sip in peace.